Mike's Playground


			*Many years ago in* *Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"....and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.***
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			*The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.*

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			Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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			*Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.*
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			*Coca-Cola was originally green.*
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			*It is impossible to lick your elbow.*
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			**The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska**
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			*The percentage of* *Africa* *that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)* *The percentage of* *North America* *that is wilderness: 38%*
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. --Clifton Paul Fadiman